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When a million isn’t enough to secure your dream home, times are truly tough, aren’t they?
In a shocking twist of fate that has absolutely no one else in tears, some San Miguel homeowners are reportedly grappling with the harsh realities of gentrification. The struggle? Finding suitable properties when your housing budget is ‘only’ in the seven-figure range. Yes, you read that right. Seven figures. As in, ‘less than ten million dollars’ is apparently the new ‘barely getting by.’
We understand that for some, the quest for the perfect artisan-crafted, infinity-pool-equipped, colonial-style villa can be arduous. Especially when the market insists on offering properties that might require you to dip into your *second* offshore account. The sheer audacity!
This week, we bring you our deeply empathetic and utterly un-biased satirical report on the plight of those who face such unimaginable financial constraints. Grab a tissue – or perhaps a diamond-encrusted handkerchief – because this tale of woe will truly tug at your gilded heartstrings.
Stay tuned for more updates on how the other half (the really other half) lives… or rather, barely survives.
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